When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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