My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I have fence marks all over my body
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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