Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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