Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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