I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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