you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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