You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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