I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
