i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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