Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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