break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
