i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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