Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
