I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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