I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
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