Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
tell me about the fingering
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