hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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