I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
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just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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