Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
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He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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