what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
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