Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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