They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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