Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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