he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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