Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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