Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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