I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
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I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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