I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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