i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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