D3 body, D1 cock
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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