Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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