Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
