clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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