any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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