We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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