Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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