One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
they're like a gay fantastic four
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
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Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
You can't die you're my only democrat family member