I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?