Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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