Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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