Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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