His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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