Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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