i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
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I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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