i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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