Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
He had one of those small greek statue penises
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
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and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
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Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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