Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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