I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
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pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
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He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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