nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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