the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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