Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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