lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
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