weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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