And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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