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Someone shit on the floor

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(216): Someone shit on the floor http://tfl.nu/4f0v

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(850): View more from Florida

I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.

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Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.

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(850): I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life. (1-850): Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say. http://tfl.nu/wlmq

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i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.

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what was she crying about?

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i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.

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(734): i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle. (1-734): what was she crying about? (734): i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job. http://tfl.nu/fomm

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I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait

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(208): I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait http://tfl.nu/xv9u

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Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.

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(214): Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better. http://tfl.nu/wgom

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(315): View more from New York

She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...

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(315): She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this... http://tfl.nu/h8y9

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(919): View more from North Carolina

she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay

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(919): she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay http://tfl.nu/hwso

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I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.

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(832): I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers. http://tfl.nu/48lf

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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS

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(301): I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS http://tfl.nu/2dnv

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Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"

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(631): Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet" http://tfl.nu/2suf

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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.

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(610): Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life. http://tfl.nu/zjcc

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Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.

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(323): Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud. http://tfl.nu/58eq

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(732): View more from New Jersey

soon, soon....

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I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....

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(732): soon, soon.... (908): I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus..... http://tfl.nu/hpc3

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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.

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(609): I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding. http://tfl.nu/8ezs

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Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?

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(479): Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus? http://tfl.nu/0nek

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