Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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