We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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