I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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